Hello everybody!...its been quite a while since i wrote a post..see the thing is...ive had the worst month EVER..September i.e...UGH where do i start..It all started off with the worlds worst sore throat..so severe that i couldn't swallow water ..let alone eat anything!!..(although that did help me drop off a few pounds..hehe..thanks sore throat..)..and then gradually the sore throat worsened to give way for the worlds worst cold..i mean my cold couldnt make up its mind..for quite a while my nose decided that it wanted to run fluids out of it(eww i know) and the next day it was like...nope..done with running..now im going to suffocate myself..by blocking them nostrils..and i was like "NOSE!... bitch u tryin to kill me"..and nose said "Yes yes Obviously I'm TRYING to kill you" (imagine this in a Hugh Grant-esq British accent...................)
Dawn of the next day...i was thinking this is it...im going to say buhbye to my cold...but no..something more had been planned("obviously" says Hugh Grant in my head) by God ("obviously"..shut up Hugh)....so..what came about next was...viral fever..ugh TELL me about it...i quite couldn't believe the thermometer showing 102 ...wtf!..so it was run run run to the hospital nearby where our family doctor(informal family doctor ie) works....She sees me and goes "Anu!! youre back..."....i was like..."wha..wha..wha..wha she mean im back??? When was i here recently??"(imagine this with the most perplexed expression on my face..like that weird Facebook meme and then my expression changed to another Facebook meme..the one with the handsomely dressed gentleman that says "kill yourself")...so i go in like as sick as i was..and she takes a look at my throat and says"ugh mega virus attack on throat" and adds "oh mega viral fever too"..i dont know what "mega" means here so dont ask...and gives me tablets..antibiotics crap whatnot.
Fast forward to two days later...I'm back at the docs..getting blood sucked out of me into an injection and peeing into a plastic cup..to check for malaria and dengue..fast forward to the next day..tests clear me of all diseases(by all i mean ..only malaria and dengue..)...(at this point..my mind starts playing "hallelujah" subconsciously like an android music player app running in the background while you're doing other stuff on the phone)..everything normal....
Everything normal??If it was...then this post would not be called worst month ever..ha....what happened NEXT was...my mother and sister caught the virus off me....(oops.. :-D)...and then i had to run WITH them to hospitals to get them checked ..my sister has recovered since ...but my mom is still sniffing her nose and spitting phlegm and popping paracetamols..(too graphic?..sorry my bad)...hope she recovers soon..
Next chapter of f'ked up month..happened a few days ago..where i dropped my phone into water..heart stopped beating..and i acted like a crazy person losing her child.....The screen is gone..i can hear stuff happening..like...the phone makes sounds but screen is blank..its safely sitting in a box of rice as of now..anybody know how to recover from this ??Somebody help me save my baby..
This post might seem kind of funny..(what?no?its not funny?alright whatever..)..but the whole month I was in pain...and I'm so thankful that im better now..
My point of this entire post is...Sometimes..Shit like this happens..You didn't plan it..and you weren't prepared for it..but you have to take it all in your stride...
This post also reminds me of the friends sitcom theme song..especially the line "when it hasn't been your day or week or month....or even your year.."...but the solution is the next line of the song.."I'll be there for you.."..meaning not me haha(well do you want me to??)...but your family and your friends who love you..seek them and try to spend a few days or a week with them watching funny movies and thinking only positive thoughts and just basically chilling like a boss..(but do bosses chill?some do right?)..and in no time you'll be up and running like a machine..Its all in the mind..alright I'm ending this post with hopes that October is going suck less...lets see shall we?..
PS : Book I'm currently reading : The Art of Thinking Clearly(more info on this later).
Ciao guys..stay safe and healthy..(In other words..don't eat orange ice cream on a stick..you're not a 7 year old..note to self actually).
Peace.
Dawn of the next day...i was thinking this is it...im going to say buhbye to my cold...but no..something more had been planned("obviously" says Hugh Grant in my head) by God ("obviously"..shut up Hugh)....so..what came about next was...viral fever..ugh TELL me about it...i quite couldn't believe the thermometer showing 102 ...wtf!..so it was run run run to the hospital nearby where our family doctor(informal family doctor ie) works....She sees me and goes "Anu!! youre back..."....i was like..."wha..wha..wha..wha she mean im back??? When was i here recently??"(imagine this with the most perplexed expression on my face..like that weird Facebook meme and then my expression changed to another Facebook meme..the one with the handsomely dressed gentleman that says "kill yourself")...so i go in like as sick as i was..and she takes a look at my throat and says"ugh mega virus attack on throat" and adds "oh mega viral fever too"..i dont know what "mega" means here so dont ask...and gives me tablets..antibiotics crap whatnot.
Fast forward to two days later...I'm back at the docs..getting blood sucked out of me into an injection and peeing into a plastic cup..to check for malaria and dengue..fast forward to the next day..tests clear me of all diseases(by all i mean ..only malaria and dengue..)...(at this point..my mind starts playing "hallelujah" subconsciously like an android music player app running in the background while you're doing other stuff on the phone)..everything normal....
Everything normal??If it was...then this post would not be called worst month ever..ha....what happened NEXT was...my mother and sister caught the virus off me....(oops.. :-D)...and then i had to run WITH them to hospitals to get them checked ..my sister has recovered since ...but my mom is still sniffing her nose and spitting phlegm and popping paracetamols..(too graphic?..sorry my bad)...hope she recovers soon..
Next chapter of f'ked up month..happened a few days ago..where i dropped my phone into water..heart stopped beating..and i acted like a crazy person losing her child.....The screen is gone..i can hear stuff happening..like...the phone makes sounds but screen is blank..its safely sitting in a box of rice as of now..anybody know how to recover from this ??Somebody help me save my baby..
This post might seem kind of funny..(what?no?its not funny?alright whatever..)..but the whole month I was in pain...and I'm so thankful that im better now..
My point of this entire post is...Sometimes..Shit like this happens..You didn't plan it..and you weren't prepared for it..but you have to take it all in your stride...
This post also reminds me of the friends sitcom theme song..especially the line "when it hasn't been your day or week or month....or even your year.."...but the solution is the next line of the song.."I'll be there for you.."..meaning not me haha(well do you want me to??)...but your family and your friends who love you..seek them and try to spend a few days or a week with them watching funny movies and thinking only positive thoughts and just basically chilling like a boss..(but do bosses chill?some do right?)..and in no time you'll be up and running like a machine..Its all in the mind..alright I'm ending this post with hopes that October is going suck less...lets see shall we?..
PS : Book I'm currently reading : The Art of Thinking Clearly(more info on this later).
Ciao guys..stay safe and healthy..(In other words..don't eat orange ice cream on a stick..you're not a 7 year old..note to self actually).
Peace.
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